We are the Somali Coast Guard Authority. And now you face us, eish, there is no running or hiding, only death and killing. Miyaad fahantay? You are now ours, you must pay the special price so we let you go.
And then Wakhti dheer kuma arag, how you say in your language... long time no see us.
My Friend, maybe you want us to be killing people for you yes? You like no? We also ask monies to do this for you... Speak to us.