Believe me I have heard ALL the Neut in system joke's you can think of
Chuck Norris Rules OF EVE
If you have 1m isk and Chuck Norris has 1m isk Chuck Norris has more isk than you Chuck Norris needs no Pod Chuck Norris gets a bonus to hull tanking Chuck Norris can Compress Compressed Ore Chuck Norris has a standing of 10 with everyone ... except Caldari...even Chuck hates Caldari Chuck Norris is Cap Stable Chuck Norris can train skills to Level VI Chuck Norris can over-heat drones Chuck Norris can blitz missions by declining them Chuck Norris cares not for DPS, his alpha strike is always enough Chuck Norris CAN do PI in Jita Chuck Norris doesn't need skill books, he writes them The Apocrypha wormholes opening is the result of Chuck Norris sneezing Chuck Norris doesn't get concorded, concord gets Chuck Norris'd