We are a group of friends who have absolutely no idea what we’re doing—and we’re doing it together.

Founded approximately 5 minutes after installing the game, our corporation is built on curiosity, confusion, and a strong willingness to press buttons and see what happens. We are currently exploring all aspects of New Eden, including:

Getting lost in menus
Asking “what does this do?”
Accidentally warping to places we didn’t mean to go
Learning the hard way (repeatedly)

We don’t have a plan yet. We don’t have a specialty yet. But we do have a good time.

If you’re new, clueless, or just want to hang out while we all learn together—you’ll fit right in.