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We understand it is difficult to stop worrying about ISK/hr, searching for a consistent return on your hard work. The stress of uncertainty as to whether you make a modest profit or lose your margins AND your time can seriously affect a layman trader's physiological health; risking that along with your fortune without security is no easy mountain to climb, we understand. To our weary and benevolent clients, we offer a GUARANTEED depreciation of 40% on all investments with us. No more and no less, with no deviation. Cut out the anxiety! Cut IN the Weaving Holding Looking Respectfully Company! (40%!). Let US use YOUR capital to buy EXPENSIVE items that WON'T MOVE!
Working within any of the innovative and dynamic departments at any prestigious level of the Weaving Holding Looking Respectfully Company, you'll have immediate access to some of the finest hulls already in your own hangars, in addition to your own funds already in your own wallet! We ask only your total unwavering loyalty and servitude to the Weaving Holding Looking Respectfully Company. In return, we
Thank you for your continued admiration, your enthusiastic support and your generous Respect
__________ IF you are not sure which markets are currently relevant to the Weaving Holding Looking Respectfully Company, please either:
A) Do not place your market order, immediately exit that market to avoid any unfortunate mis-inputs that would ignorantly compete with market orders belonging to the Weaving Holding Looking Respectfully Company
OR
B) Consider purchasing one of our competitively priced products and/or services!
Thank you for your immediate and ongoing understanding.