Hi! I’m Stardust, Chief Nap Inspector (and part-time laser chaser) on this BIG glowy ship! The giant two-legs here yell things like “PURGE THE HERETICS” and “MORE PROFIT,” which is probably important, but I just supervise. They feed me shiny treats when their “holy missions” go well—like when they blow up the floaty metal birds ⋆⁺₊ (BOOM! So many sparks!).
The boss two-leg (he has a fancy glasses) says we’re “enacting divine will” or something. I help by sitting on the explodey-button panel (it’s WARM). Sometimes the ship goes ZOOM and my tail puffs up! They call me “a blessed void-furred emissary,” which means I get extra scritches. Glory to Her Majesty (and also to tuna)!
⋆ Stardust, First of Her Name, Slayer of Space Moths