I ,NIKOLAI REZNOV , BRING WITH ME THE CLAN OF RUSSIAN SPECOPS FORCES . WE PROMISE TO STEAL ALL OF YOUR NUCLEAR SECRETS AND CURE ALL THE NOOB . WE PROMISE TO USE ONLY THE MOST BRUTAL & DEVASTATING RUSSIAN TACTICS TO ENSURE TOTAL CURING OF ANY INFECTED NOOB. WE PROMISE TO ALWAYS RUN INTO THE HEART OF THE BATTLE, FOR DEATH IS THE HIGHEST HONOR. WE WILL ONLY ACCEPT SOLDIERS TRUE TO THE B.D.H. CAUSE. (NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE, LET US NUKE AND CURE YOU!!!)