A boating club for distinguished gentlemen of all races and creeds.
By and for gentlemen who enjoy some of the following activities:
-Stimulating and mature conversation -Flying about in expensive and flashy boats of all makes and models -Gentlemanly sporting competitions involving said expensive and flashy boats of all makes and models -Carousing & carrying on, etc.
Chavs and uncultured folk need not apply. Membership of this most disinguished boating club for distinguished gentlemen as judged by merit.