☁ At the dawn of time, Capt. Esq. Tiddlesworth wrestled a space bear in an attempt to regain the soul his genetics so mercilessly stole from him.

Upon holding its dripping, mangled corpse upon his knee, feasting on its essence in zero gravity, he still felt nothing.

From that day, Sir Capt. Esq. Tiddlesworth sought power in the absence of sweet guitar skills, adequate dance moves, or that soulful, bassy tone all men seek in their singing skills.