...Yknow what, just to be different, I'm going to actually write an actual biography here.
Born on August Fourth, YC 77 to wealthy industrialist Kaladin Pahineh and his wife, Iluvatar Pahineh, Gorath quickly proved himself the most capable student in the illustrious Imperial Academy.
Most capable at slacking off, anyways. He quickly fell behind in all of his classes, and it was in his third year at school, close to dropping out and closer to expulsion, that Gorath's life changed forever.