An EVE player and a WOW player walk into a bar, sit down, and order a drink. Immediately, the WOW player takes notice of a hot woman sitting by herself sipping a drink. The WOW player remarks, "Damn she's hot! Tell me you wouldn't screw her!"
The EVE player, while looking over at the woman, replies with confusion, "Out of what?"
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Three wives were sitting at a table talking. One remarks, "My husband is a psychologist, and every night before sex he gives me flowers, and I like that."
The second woman remarks, "My husband is a mechanic, and he gives it to me rough and I like that!"
The third woman chimes in, "Well, my husband is a CCP developer and all he does is sits on the bed and tells me how good it will be when I actually get it."
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How many EVE developers does it take to change a light-bulb?
5 One, to tell us they're changing a lightbulb. The second, to realize they have a 110W lightbulb they've bought for a 80W socket. The third to change the lightbulb. The fourth to nerf the lightswitch so it is only used at certain times. And finally the fifth, to nerf the power coming into the building so the lightbulb only consumes 80 Watts.
Which means they now need a whole slew of developers to change the rest of the bulbs that barely have enough juice to glow. This is the logic of CCP.
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