"Sometimes the best way to solve your own problems... is to help someone else." - General Iroh, Dragon of the West
Post-whelp comms conversation: Smokes McPot: "it was a strategic pod express" Drakyll Shadowdancer: "haha, strategic pod express, that should be our new motto"
After a fun small cruiser brawl on a WH: Cigar Rette: "...he said he was surprised we didnt drop a titan, I sent him a mail with common facts about table salt"
Obligatory Horde hate: Jon Hun: "You know when you like f***ing troll your freind in middle school and draw dicks in his homework? That's literally what the horde entosis app looks like, it's a f***ing google sheets page with dicks all over it..."
Worst EVE pickup line: Corperate > Do you drop Gist X-Type? Because you're an Angel 10/10