- - - \\ ,-" A cool \\ ( \\ story \\ \\ \\ by: \\ \\ \\ Bro __\\ \\ \\ _.-" : \\ \\,-" _.-" \\( _.-" `-- You know you play too much EVE when.... ...You walk into a Walmart and think to yourself, "Damn! I hate jita!" ...You're driving in the ghetto and you think to yourself, "I need to get out of low-sec." ...You run away from a car accident because you're afraid the other driver is going to Pod you. ...You get turned on by the phrase, "Skill training completed."