"You see, EVE PILOTS have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own ships at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show the medal I won."
What's the point in remembering? You're just going to forget it five seconds later. It's so unfair. A debonair pilot with a zesty, in-your-face outlook, doomed to obscurity like the rest of you, especially you!