* You're mother is so fat, that if she wants to go shopping your dad needs to drop a cyno
* Do you know minmatar ships? "Yeah, yesterday I was trying to salvage one, took me twenty tries untill the pilot convoed me and told me to stop."
* If you could become your ingame character would you? H3llioN > My character is a billionaire, flies spaceships, and owns a prostitute, what the **** do you think?
* I kept wondering why something called "sleepers" were not just only frakking wide awake , but why they were so pissed at me for being there
* You know you play too much EVE when you get into a car crash and you run away as fast as you can so that you don't get Podded.
* If you made it back here in one piece, your first visit to a wormhole went above-average well
Last but not the least:
"This shit will get you killed" - H3llioN (2013)
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