{Log entry 03862} I don't remember the star date. All distress calls go unanswered. Of the crew, only three remain. I WON'T ALLOW IT! The indigenous race abandoned this planet long ago. They left behind sophisticated mining equipment and a drone workforce. They have some sort of technology that prolongs life. I will do whatever it takes for me and my crew... You'll probably never see me again. But if you do... be ready.
-For real though. I'm a casual Eve player who enjoys mining, exploration, long walks on the beach at sunset, the usual stuff. My P.O. Box is full and doesn't accept torpedo deliveries so please don't send any. Fly safe out there o7