"I just jumped through a portal with a 40 and a blunt, do you really want to fuck with me?"
"There's a shit-storm behind door A and a storm of shit behind door B"
"I'm not making fun of your religion, I'm just describing it."
"Every year we pass the anniversary of our death"
"When I trace with my pleasure the winding back and forth of the celestial bodies, I no longer touch the earth with my feet: I stand in the presence of Zeus himself and take my fill of ambrosia"