And when I vest my flashing sword and my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies and I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me amoung Thy saints>

if you say "gullible" slowly it sounds like "oranges"

some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs

sometimes i drink water, just to surprise my liver

I am good in bed, I can sleep all day

Atheism is a non-profit organization

I have sexdaily, I mean dyslexia

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I don't want to see you daily

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate not an alcoholic

Remember kids, if you ever find yourself in a fair fight, your tactical abilities need improvement.

he's putting the sensual back into non-consensual pvp