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STORY STARTED BY HIIGARA NABAAL'

A Tech II ship builder dies and goes up to
heaven. Upon reaching the pearly gates Saint
Peter stops him. "I'm sorry sir, your name isn't
on the list." So the ship builder reluctantly goes
down to hell. After a few days he sees why hell
has such a bad name. The people there have to
pay ridiculous amounts for their tech II ships
and as such can't afford things like air
conditioning. So, the ship builder starts
producing intys, assault frigs, and HACs for
everyone else in hell, selling them at cost price.
A few weeks later God is bored and decides to
call up the devil to gloat: "Hey Satan, hows it
down there in hell?" The dark prince replies
cheerfully "Never better, we have a tech II ship
builder down here now, and we are saving so
much money on ships that we finally got air
con." Hearing this God was furious "You have a
tech II builder?!"