A Brazilian, an Amurican and an Argentine were arrested in China, for drinking at a square. The judge scolded them and condemned each to 20 whippings. It was the Dog-Rat transition year though, therefore they were granted a wish. "Amurican! Racist, capitalist! I hate you, but we keep our promises, what do you wish?" - said the judge. "Tie a pillow to my back!" The pillow was torn by the 10th whipping, so he still got hit 10 times. "Argentine! Arrogant, slicker! I hate you, but we keep our promises! What's your wish?" "Tie 2 pillows to my back!" He still got hit 5 times, but felt happy, because it looked like he cheated the Amurican. "Brazilian! Cool and humble, also awesome at soccer! I like you, so I'll grant you 2 wishes instead! What do you wish?" "100 whippings, please?" "Outrageous! So brave!! What's the second wish?" "Tie the Argentine to my back?"
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