Being splattered with blood and guts is a good reason to put on a fresh t-shirt!
Public suicide chambers need to be clearly marked!
Nuclear war and volcanic activity are two reasonable excuses for missing a dinner date.!
Drinking and driving is no big deal after the apocalypse!
Flamethrowers are not very effective against fish!
Pounding on someone's breast and yelling, "Breathe!" is not first aid!
Pine cones are about the least threatening thing you can chuck at someone who has a chainsaw!
Running directly at people who are indiscriminately firing into a crowd is the wrong choice!
Sticking your face into a lawnmower is bad!
Never take your eyes off the guy with a spring-loaded head chopper.!
Never annoy an undead warlock!
Zombies just don't get the humor of a pie in the face!
A fire axe doesn't solve your problems, but it sure relieves stress!
Throwing an ineffective weapon at the advancing monster is a natural instinct!