Words to the unwise, because words to the wise ain't necessary--it's the stupid ones that need the advise.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother fucker upside the head.
If you want a bike, don't ask God for one, God doesn't work that way. Go steal one and then ask God for forgiveness.
Remember, when you have to go to court you are putting your fate in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.