For the record I DID NOT invent the sprinkler. I invented the moonwalk, robot and the pogo

oohhh pretty! what do we blow up first?

Invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster is described as “the alcoholic equivalent of a mugging - expensive and bad for the head” and drinking one “is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick”


I'm a strong supporter of the "Smack technology until it works" method. Just watch how it works on this iPhone. *smack* *smack* Well. Clearly this is not technology.