Bomberlocks likes lollipops, and therefore decided to go and meet little red riding hood, but the big bad wolf had eaten her up, so he gave the wolf a lollipop and went on further into the forest to find hansel and gretel. But they had been eaten by the old witch, and, keeping in custom, bomberlocks gave her a lollipop too, if only to stop her bragging about her new addidas shoes. Getting tired of giving all the people and animals lollipops, Bomberlocks gave up on lollipops for a while but was yet again caught up in lollippop action at the gates of doom, where frodo stole saruman's special lollipop recipe and gave it to Bomberlocks.

Ahmen.