"Sir, we're surrounded by enemy forces!"
☠ "Excellent. Then we can attack in any direction!" ☠

If your happy and you know it pod Amarr.
If you cannot find Caldari, pod Amarr.
If the Minnie are too frisky, the Gallente look too shifty,
and the Jovians are too risky, pod Amarr


Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fightin...
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy, I`ll kill you with it
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range....


Eve will make you work a solid month all on your own for your first cookie. Then kick you in the nuts and take that cookie, and laugh at you for thinking you could have a cookie at all.