"A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to mention that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off,\xa0screw it. They were out of ammo anyhow. Also, that little stream behind my ship. 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.'\xa0Eff you. It's empty shell casings and unburnt raw petrol from the half dozen V8 diesel engines"
[04:42:03] Holden McNeel > the gold medalist at the special olypmics is still retarded...
[17:44:45] Dewa Pedang > what makes you think we only call goons and cant call half of EVE?