Did you fly out in space And shoot only bad guys? Did you fly out in space And shoot lonely old sad guys? Did you fly out in space And meet somebody weird? Who claimed to be Jesus And had the right beard
Did you fly out in space And enjoy all the risk? And come back with plenty of loot and ISK? Did you fly out in space And get ganked pretty soon? With your ships melted down And made into spoons?
Did you fly out in space And shoot fish in a barrel? Did you fly out in space And shoot a woman called “Carol” ? Did you get lost in space And ask for directions? Did you all get excited And come back with erections? Perhaps I’ll go next time If there are no objections…
Country Wormhole Song ---------------------
I'm stuck here in this wormhole and I'm feeling kinda blue, My corpmates buggered off and now I don't know what to do, I never learnt to probe because all that looked pretty dull, If I broadcast HELP! in local folks might come break my skull,
I'm stuck here in this wormhole and I'm feeling kinda lonely, I could go shoot some Sleeper rats but they'd just prolly own me, I might as well eject and pod myself back to Motsu, Leave my Geddon to be found and name it "Left For You..."
By Marvin "Banjo" Jones.
In an infinite number of infinite universes There's another me sat here playing this game. Stupid bastard is wasting his time...