My ceos name is reza najafi His love juices sweet like syrup or taffee Make him mad Ur gone, no crying just laughing ayyy,
Eonans his sidekick, Whoops I meant senior director, Lose his temper quick, And feed provi his super,
The rest are afk but still pretty rad, My Corp is fucking great, Though I am really bad....
Ustz great, and waffles number one. I really fucking hate, flaming butts shitty puns. Retard of the month is my bff squiggy, Hekiaos a hick, his cousin gave him a hickey ayyyy.
But real talk for a second, We kings of low sec and, Waffles till we die Teach Dem snuff boys a lesson.
Love my breakfast fam You're all my only friends, This my Christmas jam, Plz no purge... I'm waffles till the end -Atlas Diari