1Mil-SP<- you know you want the cleanest SP in the universe, our skill points are sanitized with ultraviolet, radiation, and turpentine.
STOP SWAPPING SPIT WITH OTHER CAPSULEERS YOU WILL GET MENINGITIS
Make sure to always use a digital prophylactic when you engage in inter-system pod orgies
The Universal Surgeon AI General recommends sanitizing your eyes at least 3 times a day, 5 or more if you engage in Rookie Help chat
3 in 10 capsuleers has the Hippocampus AB2 variant, do not engage in contracts with them if they exhibit foaming at the mouth, bloody eyes, or excessive wax coming out of their feeding port
Reports from X9-GY7 detail that over 90% of the system's population ate bad fish on the last shipment and they are all vomitting, make sure to wear galloshes.
If you have read this far a virus has invaded your Item Hanger. Quick!! Go Spray some Lysol on all your stuff.
At approximately 03:41 Server time the ISD distributed Antibiotics to their staff, what these antibiotics are for we have no idea Nanite healing particles replaced Antibiotics over 3,900 years ago, so something old must be coming, prepare for an excrutiating death.
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