My mining barge is fitted with OFFICER MODULES because I have absolutely zero financial impulse control and a desperate, burning need for attention.
If you tackle me in null-sec, please understand you aren’t getting a prestigious killmark — you’re getting a highly lucrative CHARITY DONATION from a pilot who panics so violently they usually accidentally eject from their own ship.
------------------------------------------------------- [COMBAT CAPABILITY]: I will literally send you 500 million ISK right now if you just put me out of my misery before alliance comms hear me crying. -------------------------------------------------------
Current Status: Rich, radiant, wildly expensive, and completely unsupervised.