You play too much eve when.... 1. When you have a car crash you run away to avoid been podded 2. Someone dies in a movie you say, "Hope he had his clone up to date" 3. You get on the motorway and say, "Warp drive..active." 4. You look at the periodic chart and see "tritanium" instead of "titanium 5. Every doorway you run towards then walk slowly to it from 15 metres away. 6. Before you get into a bar fight you orbit them. 7. You dial 999 and ask for CONCORD
,,I can't really say I know how. One fateful day I awoke in Amarr and there was a voice, Loud as a thousand Dreads and powerful as their volley. It spoke to me about 'divine goal' and 'blessed resolve' and, when it left, this very permit lied on my desk."-Bill Whomst best ISK Halver
Bob is my shepherd, I shall not want. Bob makes me lie down in active chains; Bob leads me cloaked beside AFK Carriers; Bob restores my heat damage. Bob leads me in right paths for the daily gank. Even though I walk through the chains of the Nullbears of K space, I fear no scrams; for you Bob is with me; your blaster and your ECM--they comfort me.
You prepare a gank before me in the presence of your enemies; Bob anoint my head with nanite paste; my Ammo overflows. Surely combat and wrecks shall follow me all the session changes of my life, and I shall dwell in the house of Bob forever.
Praise Be To Bob.
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