If You're Happy And You Know It - Pod Amarr
If you cannot find Caldari, Pod Amarr,
If the Minnie are too frisky,
the Gallente looking shifty and the Jovians are too risky,
Pod Amarr!

Our Farther, which art in Valve,
Newell be thy Name.
Thy steam sales come.
Thy will be done on origin,
As it is in valve.
Give us this day our daily sales.
And forgive us our peasantry,
As we forgive peasants that move against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from console.
For thine is the PC,
The power, and the glory,
The superior FPS, and graphics
For ever and ever.
Gaben.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvh0nX08nRw
https://www.reddit.com/r/BibleOfGaben


Our cow
Who art in meat
Hallowed be thy steak
Thy knife come
Our steaks be done
In stomach
As it is in mouth
Give us this day
Our daily beer
And forgive us for being drunk
But forgive those who cant handle it
And lead us not into a spinning world
But to deliver us for our hangover
for thine is beer,
boobs, butts and steak.
Ate-steak