Head of the Reconnaissance Section and the chief Eagle pilot of Moonbase Alpha, I Captain RebelOO was on My fourth tour of duty when the Moon broke away from Earth in July 2080, strangley this was exactly 100 years after I was born a human ?
I grew up on a cattle farm high in the mountains of north Wales UK, now known as the Greater Isrial! As is most of Earth, This lead to me joining the Rebel space movment where I was reborn. My major talents were horsemanship, fishing and Distance ejaculation. Fit and athletic, I was so proficient at masturbating; these hand movment skills did not go un-noticed and got me to where I am today, probably the best pilot to have ever left the Milky way system. Once our Rebel alliance has gathered enough momentum will indeed return to obliterate Planet Earth and Isrial's New World Order Bolloks! And we will free the humans that are left and rid them of all the chemicals that have been forced into them. Their maturbating skills will be usful to us!