I am a part time Ishtar hunter between looking after my children, dogs, skin and so on. You should be honored if you are ganked by myself. In fact, if you are reading my profile, and you have been ganked by me, show some respect, and send me an in game mail thanking me for the token of respect I sent you.
What is the fun of mining spice without an inherent risk attached to it? I am here to help you out.
I take a lot of pride in hunting spice harvesters. When you have a pressing bowel movement that you need to take and you want to keep those tics up while you release the bowels, rest assured, I will be lurking, waiting for you to slip up.
What is my goal I'm often asked? To put pressure on spice harvesters to have a bucket on standby to maximise their tics.
In my own mind, when my foes are using a bucket to maximise their tics, I feel a sense of joy. There is something strangely satisfing knowing somebody across the world is squatting into a bucket to minimise their demise.
I am a realest of course and I can apprecaite there might not be many pilots extreme enough to adaopt this prevenative meassure - however, if I can make just one person take a squat to shatter I will be filled with joy.
Aside from the above, in respect to getting an endorphine hit when I gank a spice harvester - hunting also supplements my isk and allows me to fly the ships I fly. In other words, I appreciate your loot. It will be used wisely!
While I take the above role seriously, beneath this sick unhealthy obssession I am actually a reasonable person who would happily share a hot chococlate with you.
If you ever want to catch up for a coffee, on discord, I am more than happy to have a 3 hour long conversation (free of charge) where we can discuss junk bonds and equities.
Take care and I wish you the best of luck in life my son.