Ait listen up Master chefXynthiargonna teach you the ways of the pasta 1) Boil water 2) Put some salt in water (in your case you could just cry directly into the water I guess) 3)Look at preparation time on pasta package 4) Subtract a minute or two, but only ever max 20% of total cook time 5) Put pasta in boiling water 6)Set timer 7) Go play video games 8) Wait for timer to go off 9) Turn it off because you're in the middle of a game, you just need to cap the last point in overwatch, it'll only be 30 more sec! 10) Forget all about pasta 11) Go to kitchen two hours later to grab a glass of water 12)Realize your mistake 13) Cry 14) Try again