Complaint / Whine form ( to sent by mail )

I have been :
[ ] Raped
[ ] Killed
[ ] Attacked
[ ] Podkilled
[ ] Ganked / Blobed / Gangbanged

I would like to tell you :
[ ] You are a fucking bastard
[ ] I have powerful friends
[ ] I was AFK
[ ] I fuck you
[ ] I love you
[ ] I will get your account banned

Next time i'll see you, i will :
[ ] Run away
[ ] Try to defend myself
[ ] Kill you
[ ] Logout
[ ] Cloak
[ ] Offer my ship to your guns

( For statistics ) I'm a :
[ ] Evil pirate
[ ] Industrial / Carebear
[ ] Pet / Renter / Sex Slave / Prostitute
[ ] Freedom Fighter / Anti-pirate
[ ] Terrorist / Psychotic Nazi

Thanks for your time