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BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1 (800) waa-waa. This is Dr. Sniffle reporting LIVE from… Quitchur Bitchin'.
19:03:58 Combat 6035 to Wood Dead[DDMA](Tornado) - 1400mm Howitzer Artillery II - Hits