\U0001f3b5 Do You Wanna Rob a Skyhook?

(Sing-along ready for Lilamine & Aida)


Lilamine:
Do you wanna rob a Skyhook?
Come on, let’s go today!
We never steal loot anymore,
No fights, no score,
We just dock the time away!

We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not…
I wish you would tell me why.

Do you wanna rob a Skyhook?
(It doesn’t have to be a Skyhook…)

Aida: Go mine veldspar.

Lilamine: …Ok, bye.

Lilamine:
Do you wanna rob a Skyhook?
Or roam our pods across the stars?
I think a looting spree is overdue,
I started ransacking explorers in their bars.

Aida: “Get out of my relic site!”

It gets a little boring,
No killmails drop—
Just watching the local scroll!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! Point!

(Spoken)

Narrator: FC Lilamine… what do you think?

Lilamine: Let me tell you what you gotta do.
You sit Aida down, look him dead in the eye, and say:
“Don’t carebear my Skyhook.”

Narrator: And you think that’ll work?

Lilamine: He’d have to be awfully risk-averse if it didn’t!

(Sound of hacking module cycling… then alarms, explosions, CONCORD sirens fade out.)

Lilamine:
Aida, I know you’re in there,
The loot is waiting, let’s undock.
I know it sucks, but we’re immortal clones—
You, me, and… what’s-his-face? That bot.

But now we’ve got each other,
Just you and me…
So what do you wanna do?

Do you wanna rob a Skyhook?

Aida: …Ok, bye.