Top 10 reasons to collect a frozen corpse:
1. It has purty lips
2. Party later, need pinata
3. Living or dead, at room temperature it's all the same in the dark.
4.. Have axe? Make dashboard bobblehead.
5. Open up steakhouse, claim meat as "imported".
6. Holiday decorations (hollow out the skull, put in a candle, instant votive lantern!)
7. Thaw, tear off skin, wear as costume, sleep with rival's wife.
8. Stuff in cargo hold to keep beer cold.
9. Drugs are contraband, corpses arent, save your anus, hide drugs in corpse.
10. Do it for the lolz.