The member who uncloaked his Raven next to the one day old newbie mining, and then said 'Boo' while locking him, will have to pay his laundry bill.
When the boss said 'Jump' yesterday by the gate, he expected to be joined in the next system by the other pilots, not be be asked, 'How high', or to be told Lofty had hit his head on the ceiling.
Would the person who inserted the following in the corp manual under the heading, 'First Exercises for New Players', please report to Stormm. ---Exercise 2. Pirates in low sec all sit in stations drinking rum and saying 'Yarrhh' alot. They are too busy with the market and their chat windows to pay attention to local. Prove it to yourself by doing the test below. Find a low sec system full of pirates, jump in and yell in local, 'WHO'S FOR A GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK THEN? YOU BUNCH OF TOSSERS!' You'll see, not a thing will happen.---
New players are reminded that when
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