You know you've played too much Eve when... 1. ... you call a RL friend by his in-game name, and he answers. 2. ... you look in your real wallet and panic when you don't find any ISK. 3. ... you have a bumper sticker that reads, "My other vehicle is a Titan!" 4. ... you look at your boss and wonder how much DPS you could inflict before being fired. 5. ... you drive past a police road block and yell out loud "GATE CAMP"!! 6. ... you wake up in the middle of the night just to change skill's and find yourself playing till down time. 7. ... you panic every time you see a flashing red light while driving your car. 8. ... you ask your employer for an "upgrade" instead of a "raise". 9. ... you casually ask your doctor during a physical exam if he has any implants he would recommend. 10 ... you undock without your cargo and you suddenly remember you left your wife + kids at the store. 11 ... you see an accident, Loot the wrecks, and forget to call 911. 12. ... you go to the beer store and ask for a case of Quafe. 13 ... you started playing eve with a brand new computer and 15 years later you need to replace it to keep playing the game. 14 ... While writing a resume, you list your in game skills.