From Why Do you think the chicken crossed the road without a wheelchair? Chapter 1
It was the night of all nights I was about to go get my first pet llama and take it home. When I pulled in the parking lot however, a man with a long grey beard and very long grey hair said "Please don't drop that oatmeal. My fried eggs need their sleep.". I looked at him, smiled and said "Don't forget to buy hot dogs for your unicorn!! Otherwise it'll blow up." and went on my way then a lady with short red hair stopped me and asked "May I please lick your mustache?". I looked at her with a grin and said "of course you can" and so she did. After about ten minutes of this I went into the shop where a man was doing a handstand by the counter. I approached him and said I had just turned eighteen and it was time to take my first step into the world as a true man and get my first llama.
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